Teeny's final wishes. (Happy Birthday, TeenyMiniMoe!)
August 26, 2015
*Teeny has protested and demanded that we acknowledge that Teeny has entered into its second year of existence, but this was not its second birth-*DAY*.
Teeny has existed through 3 August 26ths. The very first day it was drawn (first *birth-day*), and the 2 August 26ths that proceeded since then.
Teeny realized that it is troubled by the common notion of how birthdays are counted. They are calendar marks for completed years of life, but are labeled birth-*days*, yet don't take the actual first day of birth into the number count...